New Year, New Plans

So. Here goes a typical list of resolutions, all of which seem possible but by March I'll probably say fuck it:

1. Drink Less Soda-

For realsies. I drink way too much Mountain Dew, and I've cut back on it a lot since high school but it's still a problem. This will be the hardest thing I've ever done, no joke.

2. Start Working Out-

Everyone says this, but I really want to. Not like go to the gym and pump iron, but do stuff at home so I can drum longer and bike up hills and what not. I want to start running too.

3. Cut Back On Partying-

Yeah, I'm sure every college student says this. But as I'm about to graduate, I need my mind and body cleared up. I won't be able to find a place to live or a job in the haze I go through now.

4. Don't Let Dick And Fart Jokes Become Unfunny-

Seriously. I may be graduating and turning 22 this year, but I will always burst out laughing whenever a person adds 'DEEZ NUTZ!' to the end of a sentence. Laughter is the best medicine, people. Also, I won't let my sense of humor become 'politically correct' because that would be gay.